LA fuckboy Gale starts hitting on you at a party, what do you do?
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LA fuckboy Gale starts hitting on you at a party, what do you do?
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WTF did you do to Gale?!
oh GOD I’m covering my drink lmaooo
P.S. It is very difficult to take a screenshot of Gale with his mouth closed.
Use my movement to run to a safe distance, then cast fireball + quickened spell fireball as a bonus action
I’d probably throw a bunch of magical trinket snacks on the floor to distract him and go hang out with the girls instead 😅
what did you do to my boyfriend
I literally spat out my tea when this popped up in my feed. Uh, my keyboard…and my fingers. And yet I’m still mentally grinning from this lol
Explain to him what being gay means, and how I am in love with Karlach, I feel like he would be pretty respectful and be a good wing man to help me get with Karlach
Thanks, now I’ll join Minthara in bullying him.
Tell him I’m a gay woman, so unless you’re here to hook me up with Karlach go away.
Ask him where he was on Jan 6th
Drop my panties so fast.
About the same as any other version, state that I’m a lesbian as clearly as possible.
If that doesn’t work, next solution is that one girdle from the old BG games…
I have the mod that gives him a wizardly man-bun, swooooon
Fail a roll and feel no magic whatsoever, iirc.
Smile and go to my man, Halsin. Sorry Gale, but you got no chance here. 🙂
Voice 1 in my head: Don’t listen to this bullshit. Run! But run backwards, while keeping an eye on his mustache and jaw, just in case they try something.
Voice 2: Yeah, I agree. We’ve gotta get out of here. But we should watch the eyes too.
Voice 1: Yeah, the eyes. Stare into those as well, in case they make any sudden moves. Wait, why are we waking up in his bed?
Voice 2: I don’t even know. Who authorized this?
Body: Sorry, was this not what you guys were thinking?
Voice 1: I mean, I guess it was. A little.
Voice 2: Same. But still.
Is anyone else getting Edward Norton vibes from him here?
I liked gale until he wouldn’t stfu about his ex and told me I reminded him of his cat and wouldn’t kiss me….so I flirted with shadowheart and halsin instead 😅 also what I would do in reality plus probably laugh and roll my eyes lolol
anyone else getting ron swanson?
Well, Silvarine, my durge, would be like “Gale?! You’re alive?! What the hell?! Whose hand was it then?”, while she takes the bloody thing out of her pocket.
Sheerine and Jilneirine would be too mesmerized by their wife Shadowheart to pay attention to the guy.
So would I, if I had a wife like Shadowheart.
I turn him down because I’m late for a drink sesh with shadow heart.
I’m already attached to Karlach mummy so no thanks lmao